Before we begin, I would like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for my life, and all the gifts which Ive been given in it, including the ability to make this extension. Your name be glorified, my Savior, even in something as small as this. Amen.\r
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And the race is. nearly done! Welcome to an out-of-this world edition of Amateur Extension Theater 2000, sponsored by the ACME Corporation. Im your mildly crispy host in need of replacement eyebrows, Alkahest Rogers of the 22nd and a 1/8 Century!\r
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Hm? What happened to my eyebrows? Oh, that. There was a small mix-up in my order from the last episode. Did you know that ACME-brand TNT is identical in shape, coloration, and packaging to their Emergency Flares? Boy, was my face red when I found that out the hard way! Hah! Hah! Hahahaha.. haaa.. yeah.\r
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ACME: every product we sell is a guaranteed blast!\r
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. thanks, ACME Spiel-O-Matic. Your timing, not to mention your slogan, is uncannily accurate, if not downright frightening. Developed by ICOM Simulations and published by Sunsoft in 1992, Road Runners Death Valley Rally is an action-platformer starring two of the most well known and beloved characters from Looney Tunes, the ever speedy Road Runner and his Super Genius stalker, Wile E. Coyote. Its a colorful game chock full of delightful ACME inventions which never work quite right, amusing enemies, and a soul-crushingly awful control scheme that ensures most people will never, ever finish be able to cross the finish line. *twitch*\r
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Quantum Beep is the fifth and final level of the game, as well as the title of its theme, and a play on the TV show called Quantum Leap. It has a very sci-fi, otherworldly feel to it; theres an appropriate element of tension to it as well, for only the most skilled of players can make it this far. Yep, the game is -that- difficult, and of course, the absolute worst tricks of all have been saved for this final set of stages. The teleporter maze alone. *shiver*\r
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And if youre wondering how Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote are able to breathe in what appears to be a desolate, likely oxygen-free environment, then repeat to yourself: its all thanks to ACMEs daring new space age innovation, the Portable Environmental Modulator, powered by Illudium PU-36!\r
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ACME: when it comes to thinking, weve got nothing but Space between our ears!\r
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.. Talk about truth in advertising. ahem! Speaking of advertising, up next is the Blueprint Boogie, a special episode showcasing five of ACMEs finest products. Whether youre a Super Genius predator always on the go, or an everyday citizen with everyday needs, ACME has you covered. I hope youll enjoy! Take care, and may God bless.\r
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Disclaimer: This MP3 extension was uploaded purely for entertainment purposes, and in no way profits me. All rights are reserved to their respective creators, and videos are subject to removal per their request.\r
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Video recorded by: Me. I have the emotional scars to prove it.\r
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Yeah. ACMEs got you covered, alrighty. Most likely in bandages, stitches, full body casts, and skin grafts, thanks to their faulty products. . Hey, is this thing still on?
